a) How the hell are you? Tired, slightly grumpy, stressed.
b) From where you're sitting right now, which way is north? I have no idea.
c) What was the last thing you said out loud? Discussing how frustrating track changes can be with my co-editor for these policy manuals.
d) How do you feel about getting a massage? I need one but I'm not fond of them. They make me shiver and it usually tickles.
e) How do you feel about big screen tvs? Better than a 12", I guess.
f) How do you feel about hugs? I like them if I initiate them. Or am expecting them.
g) Who did you last hug? E, at the end of her party last month.
h) Do you know what a *smish* is? An online term, I think (or at least I've only seen it used online) for a close embrace wherein two attempt to become one. An affectionate term/reaction.
i) Have you seen my muse? She seems to be missing. No.
j) Vampires, y/n? Yes, unless they sparkle.
k) What's for breakfast? (or whatever meal is next for you) Lunch is next, in an hour or so: water and rotini with mushroom marinara and shakey cheese.