That's a wonderful summary. It's going to be one of my favorite summaries ever. *lol*

a) I hate buying pants/trousers/jeans.
b) Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus
c) Alan Moore, Watchmen
d) That's the way the cookie crumbles
e) Tongue
f) Nine
g) Caramel Cashew Cookies
h) I once shared a mineral water with Brandon Routh.
i) I don't know what you are talking about...