adventures in my inbox...
Jul. 12th, 2013 12:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ravenswordSo...not too long ago I opened up this LJ again after being friends only for a couple of years.
It didn't take long for me to realize that just maybe some stuff should still go under friendslock.
For those of you playing the home game, you may remember a particular emailer that spawned much amusement and catch phrases that even my friends who aren't a part of fandom have become familiar with.
She gave us "You no special" and "And your hat!" and other fun things.
Well, apparently she found the post in which I mentioned going to Dallas for Steve's R&R Caravan birthday weekend. Needless to say, she has a few choice opinions about this.
For example: "You no go." and "You make him ugly." Don't ask me, I don't know.
In context, her email, all errors her own:
"Who you are thinking to be now with your ass and falling on your knees begging? Fat no need flying. You pay moneys and no specials. It is not for you. You no go. NO GO! You got hat and jealousy of those he likes. He no like you. He no want your touching or your face. Non like you. You be alone. ALL ALONE! You pay moneys because only you can do it. You no fit there, and you ugly in the face and boobies. You make him ugly all in the places where you go. So no. No. UGLY! You no say boobies to him. Steve never wants to have you, but you hat. Stop going where he is. You no special and you no go."
So there you have it folks, all the fun one can stand from my inbox. And, since this is really the only place you could have learned about my attendance at the R&R weekend, I can assume you can see this too. Let me just say that you have provided me with hours of entertainment and catch phrases that continue to make me laugh. I am very sorry that my very existence offends you, but no, I'm not going to stop going to gigs and enjoying the music that makes me happy just to please you.
Why don't you go find something that makes you happy? Your life will be much more satisfying once you do.
It didn't take long for me to realize that just maybe some stuff should still go under friendslock.
For those of you playing the home game, you may remember a particular emailer that spawned much amusement and catch phrases that even my friends who aren't a part of fandom have become familiar with.
She gave us "You no special" and "And your hat!" and other fun things.
Well, apparently she found the post in which I mentioned going to Dallas for Steve's R&R Caravan birthday weekend. Needless to say, she has a few choice opinions about this.
For example: "You no go." and "You make him ugly." Don't ask me, I don't know.
In context, her email, all errors her own:
"Who you are thinking to be now with your ass and falling on your knees begging? Fat no need flying. You pay moneys and no specials. It is not for you. You no go. NO GO! You got hat and jealousy of those he likes. He no like you. He no want your touching or your face. Non like you. You be alone. ALL ALONE! You pay moneys because only you can do it. You no fit there, and you ugly in the face and boobies. You make him ugly all in the places where you go. So no. No. UGLY! You no say boobies to him. Steve never wants to have you, but you hat. Stop going where he is. You no special and you no go."
So there you have it folks, all the fun one can stand from my inbox. And, since this is really the only place you could have learned about my attendance at the R&R weekend, I can assume you can see this too. Let me just say that you have provided me with hours of entertainment and catch phrases that continue to make me laugh. I am very sorry that my very existence offends you, but no, I'm not going to stop going to gigs and enjoying the music that makes me happy just to please you.
Why don't you go find something that makes you happy? Your life will be much more satisfying once you do.
